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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
17 sep. 2011
That man you called a psychopath? He's a high functioning sociopath. See that man with the limp? He fought in Afghanistan. That detective inspector you call useless? He's good at football and has five children. That man over there whose face puts you off? Well, actually he has no excuse. Anderson ruins everything. Post this if you're against bullying at 221B Baker Street
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You know, I've spoken about some big GPOYs in this blog. BT THIS BEATS ALL. Seriously. I've often thought myself a Ravenclaw, but during the last year, I think I've started to consider Slytherin as my real house. But I don't know. Every sortinghat quiz I've taken has put me into different houses and what? But I've never really been a Hufflepuff. So what would happen If I got sorted into the badgerhouse this time?.
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