Världens bästa lördag

Jag har haft en av de bästa dagarna någonsin idag. Under förmiddagen klädde min teatergrupp ut sig och gick omkring på stan för att göra reklam för vår pjäs, och sedan höll vi på och fixade med scenen på eftermiddagen. Vid fyra stack jag dock eftersom jag behövde ta mig in till Edinburgh, då jag skulle på en Wizardrock-konsert. Den spelningen var otrolig. Jag frågar fortfarande mig själv om den faktiskt hände på riktigt. I morgon tänker jag skriva ett längre inlägg om alltihop, men nu måste jag verkligen sova, mina fötter gör jätteont på grund utav allt dansande...

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students

They're meant for each other...

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN.

WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A LONGBOTTOM CARD FOR ONCE.

Did you choose a wand at Ollivander’s?

#oh nothin. just chillin here with mah latte

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

I don't know what to say, but it's awesome

Possibly the best lines of dialogue with Sirius Black and James Potter.

‘Names?’ repeated the long-haired driver. ‘Er – well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce… Bathsheba… Elvendork…’

‘And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,’ said the boy in glasses.

‘Oh, OUR names, did you mean?’ asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage. ‘You should’ve said! This here is James Potter, and I’m Sirius Black!

From JK’s Harry Potter Prequel (2008)

The Slytherin Common Room

Recently I've had the biggest urge to create a chalkboard wall in my room. I dunno if I'll ever get around to do it, or if I would be allowed to do so at all, but sure it would be awesome.

-What was your last good deed? “Recently, a friend of mine in Chicago was feeling down, so I flew him to London – where I was staying at the time – and he was my red-carpet date for the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premiere. So I guess that’s a selfish good deed!” -Darren